12 Hilariously Real Examples of if Zodiac Signs Were Pugs

12 Hilariously Real Examples of if Zodiac Signs Were Pugs

Don't believe in astrology? Be prepared to be converted. Introducing: PUG-Strology! 

Even if you do not believe in astrology we all like to look up our sign and have a good laugh once and a while. Or even check out our crush’s sign to see when we are getting married (No? Just me?)—well now astrology is no longer just a game. Introducing PUG-Strology, 12 painfully real and hilarious examples of if astrology signs were pugs. 

Andy the AQUARIUS - January 20-February 18

  • Retired from the dog park

  • Very affectionate towards his human

  • Always forgets what he's doing, while he's doing it 

  • Smart & independent

  • The doctor told him he needs to start eating a lean chicken diet, but he can't give up his steak pedigree 

Penny the PISCES  - February  19-March 20

  • A bit over-the-top and extra 

  • Passionate about her human and her sleep and her food

  • Low-key fake to other pugs at the dog park

  • Gets in her feelings at times

  • Non-judgmental but a bit of a gossip queen 

Aaron the ARIES - March 21-April 19

  • Intelligent

  • A bit arrogant at times

  • Always over-thinking his human's moods

  • Fashionable and lives in Brooklyn 

  • Usually makes his date cover the bill 

  • Not a morning person 

Tammy the TAURUS - April 20-May 20

  • Stubborn and is always right 

  • Loves the $100 raw gourmet treats from Whole Foods

  • She has a silk lined dog bed 

  • Dependable & responsible 

  • She likes very long, soft petting

  • Be careful, if you wrong Tammy or her human....you’re done

Jenny the GEMINI - May 21 - June 20

  • Creative

  • Very well-spoken when she barks

  • By far the most infamous pug at the dog park 

  • She has a very attractive coat and gets a lot of attention 

  • Crazy on the outside, crazy on the inside

  • Loves Vegas 

Candy the CANCER - June  21 - July 22

  • Loyal & loving

  • Loves to gossip and listen to your gossip

  • Insecure about her wrinkles 

  • Endearing, but a bit of an emotional train wreck at times

  • Crash dieter 

  • Your BFF for life, always has your back

Liam the LEO - July 23 - August 22

  • Prideful

  • Confident and a bit flashy

  • Has expensive taste in kibble 

  • Popular on Instagram

  • He might bite you to get his point across (but not *that* hard)

  • Just here for the food and drinks

  • Generous with his treats 

Veronica the VIRGO - August 23 - September 22

  • Loyal and over-protective of her human

  • Good at hiding emotions

  • Worries when her human is at work too long

  • Hard on herself when she gains a new wrinkle 

  • Goofy & hilarious when you catch her in the right mood

Luke the LIBRA - September 23-October 22

  • Genuine 

  • Quiet, prefers a nap over the dog park

  • Has a freaky side

  • Can never make a quick decision

  • Always charming when his human has guests over 

Sarah the SCORPIO - October 23 - November 21

  • Brutally honest with other pugs 

  • She has already googled you and knows everything 

  • Witty

  • Lazy is only awake for the sound of food hitting her bowl 

  • Seductive 

Sandy the SAGITTARIUS - November 22-December 21

  • Extroverted and fun. Always down for a trip in the car!

  • Always barking about what's on her mind

  • Good girl to have in your corner

  • She has no patience when it's food time 

Cameron the CAPRICORN - December 22 - January 19

  • Class clown

  • Think he knows everything

  • Ambitions and determined to please his human

  • Awkward at the dog park 


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